Responding to recent criticisms about his lack of humor, Barack Obama's campaign has released a set of Obama jokes, to help late-night TV hosts. Here are my two favorites:
Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station
attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't
get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm
not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign
oil."
A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of
the ocean. Barack Obama says, "This joke isn't going to work because
there's no Muslim in this boat."
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